This guy stole 5000 pieces of Mail

HAHAHA... anybody who knows him, should be turning him over real soon!

By The Record
June 07, 2012 12:00 AM
STOCKTON - Federal investigators have released a photo of a man suspected of robbing a postal carrier in central Stockton at gunpoint last month.

The unidentified robber, said by authorities to be in his 20s, is wanted for his role in restraining a postal carrier and stealing roughly 5,000 pieces of mail from his truck on May 24. The robbery took place at the Riverbanks Apartments in the 4400 block of Continental Way and involved three men, according to the Stockton Police Department.

The U.S. Postal Service is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrests and convictions of those responsible.

Anyone with information is asked to call (877) 876-2455 and select option "2." The case number is 1927805-ROBB.

Alien Remains found in Peru

Peruvian anthropologist Renato Davila Riquelme has discovered the remains of an unidentified creature with a "triangle shaped" skull nearly as large as its 20-inch-tall body.

Has the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull --the setting for the underwhelming 2008 Indiana Jones vehicle--finally been discovered? Well, don't be expecting a victory lap from Steven Spielberg or George Lucas anytime soon.

The remains are most likely those of a child, though one with an unusually shaped head and frame. But that hasn't stopped local site RPP from interviewing several anonymous Spanish and Russian "scientists" claiming that the remains are actually those of an alien:

It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child's body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it's an extraterrestrial being.

Of course, five anonymous scientific authorities citing proof of extraterrestrial life would probably be generating a little more attention if their research had passed some basic scrutiny. Even if the remains are almost certainly those of a person, they are certainly unusual. You can take a look at the gallery of photos here.