Obama Issues Global Terror Threat As Benghazi Smokescreen

We are seriously losing our faith in this administration, we may need them extracted if we dont get distracted.

I am not sure if he isn't Muslim, but if he is, he oughta just come out and say it. And his ex-husband Michael Obama!

Look at this Photo of the New Pope...

A Bit Hitler-ish??

You may also be surprised to learn that our homeland now includes both Mexico and Canada, two areas that we understood to be autonomous nations that are not part of the United States. Normally, this would be written off as a design goof, as one of the NSA’s (newly adept) graphics guys using a little more light blue than he ought.

This being the NSA, we’re not inclined to offer that benefit of the doubt. Is this a way of blending in Canadian and Mexican terror activity disruptions (which, we’ll remind you, is different from actual plots interrupted) to give a larger sense of the NSA’s success at halting terrorism within our borders?

We don’t and can’t know, of course, since the information about almost all of these 54 events is classified. Just know that the homeland is safe — be it Tampa, Toronto, or Tijuana — and that it’s all thanks to the NSA.

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